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 Bill the Bartender yells at an annoying drunk, "Hey Buddy, you wanna get outta here?" "Sure!" the drunk hollers back. "What's in it?" How many Chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But it takes 52 visits! "Listen", says the aggravated husband to the marriage counselor, "I vowed to keep her through better and worse, richer and poorer and sickness and health. There was nothing in there about Hell or high water!"
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